Malcolm ([info]omnimowse) wrote,
@ 2005-04-09 15:32:00
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Current mood: sore

All I want for Christmas is my...
Ahhh, alcohol related injuries.. even when they're serious, they're funny.

Last night at about 2am I thought it'd be a laugh to give Mackers a piggy back. Unfortunately the pavement got in the way. Today I'm missing two and a half teeth, can't move my left arm properly, and I have a burst lip, cuts and bruises all over my face and a bockedy pair of glasses. In fact, when I wear a sling to support my arm, I'm almost a perfect comic example of someone who's been attacked by a dog, or been in an industrial accident.

Pictures to follow, hopefully.

Kudos to those of you who lent me tissues to mop up blood, picked up fragments of my teeth from the pavement and put up with me being a moany drama queen about the whole thing.


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[info]cliph
2005-04-09 04:33 pm UTC (link)
Will you ever be able to kiss again?

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[info]omnimowse
2005-04-10 11:57 am UTC (link)
Wouldn't you like to know, eh

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Ouch!
[info]spod
2005-04-09 09:56 pm UTC (link)
I think that entitles you to being a moany drama queen.

Did you end up queuing in a&e late at night or did you just get patched up this morning?

Get well soon!

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[info]omnimowse
2005-04-10 12:02 pm UTC (link)
Cheers. No patching up as such

I'm off to the dentist tomorrow morning. I'll probably go and get some crowns put in some time in the next month or so.

It's times like this, when a random freak accident occurs, that I'm so glad I've a good bit of spare cash on me to get it fixed up.

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[info]kehoea
2005-04-10 12:30 am UTC (link)
Bummer, man. As Michael put it, get well soon.

must resist urge to ask about pictures.

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[info]omnimowse
2005-04-10 12:04 pm UTC (link)
My smile is currently a cross between that of Cat in Red Dwarf and Jaws in those Bond movies.

It makes me look like one hell of a tough bastard too.

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[info]badcolm
2005-04-10 12:16 pm UTC (link)
I remember Ciaran did something similar once, but mostly got away with it.
He looked like Neanderthal man for a while, due to the huge bump on his forehead.

I think you should get one gold tooth, as compensation.

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[info]grumpymuppet
2005-04-11 07:28 am UTC (link)

grumpymuppet
2005-04-11 07:26 (link)
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Faaaack.

That sounds fuckin awful. Bust teeth can't be good. Although I do agree that you should get gold ones as replacements, if you can get diamonds set into them, then all the better.

Then you can quit your day job and become a hip-hop superstar, "Amphibious Dowse" (iz inda house)

You should definately post pictures for history's sake.

Anyway, hope you feel better and get all healed and patched up soon.

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[info]twistedlilkitty
2005-04-11 08:41 am UTC (link)
oh thats terrible!
what you need is someones mother following you guys at night going "don't do that someone will get hurt"...
that could work, in theory.
You will be grand in no time and you get to have a dentist breathe on yr face and stuff which is something of a turn on.

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[info]grumpymuppet
2005-04-11 08:49 am UTC (link)

That's a great idea, someone should set up a stall on O'Connell and Grafton Streets renting out "mothers" to help people get home safely and stay out of trouble when they're drunk.

Your comment about dentists has weirded me out. I fucking hate dentists, ever since I was 6 when I hit one, the bastards gassed me and took out 4 teeth....

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[info]twistedlilkitty
2005-04-11 12:22 pm UTC (link)
Roger prentice the apprentice dentist!
ah they freak us all out Ste..
Now rinse and floss.

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[info]grumpymuppet
2005-04-11 12:33 pm UTC (link)
Last time I went to a dentist,
Himself and his wife (who doubled as a secretary / assistant) made disparaging remarks about the state of my teeth over my head as if I wasn't there.

They figured that if they spoke to each other in Irish I wouldn't understand.
Arrogant bastards.

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[info]twistedlilkitty
2005-04-11 01:38 pm UTC (link)
did you not let on you knew what they were saying?

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[info]grumpymuppet
2005-04-11 02:29 pm UTC (link)
Yer man had his acursed dentist paw in my gob, so I couldn't say anything.
They were also talking to me like I was a 3 year old and not a reasonably well educated 21/22 year old (as I was at the time).

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[info]cliph
2005-04-11 09:53 pm UTC (link)
Now you're older and less well educated? :)

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